‎09-12-2013 02:23 PM - edited ‎17-12-2013 12:06 PM
What do you call a blind dinosaur? A doyouthinkhesawus
It’s that time of year again… We’re starting to get into the Christmas spirit.
But a lot of you probably can’t start the Xmas boozing & eating fest just yet… some have the wonderful semester 1 exams to overcome first! How about some Xmas Crackers to keep us in the Xmas spirit?
What do you call two happy mushrooms? Fun guys
What fur do we get from a tiger? As fur as possible
And the list goes on…
What’s your best Xmas Cracker? Best one gets a shamefully amazing Xmas jumper.
Comp starts: 9th December 2013
Comp closes: 17th December 2013
**** TIME'S UP! Comp has closed now, check out the winner here! ****
What to do?
Comp rules
Prize
Good luck!
‎09-12-2013 09:14 PM
Q: 2 fish in a tank, what does one say to the other?
A: How the f*** do we drive this thing?
‎09-12-2013 07:30 PM
Did you hear about the man who bought a paper shop?
It blew away.
‎10-12-2013 03:19 PM
What's brown and sweet and glides around an ice rink?
Bourneville and Dean
boom!
‎09-12-2013 07:46 PM
‎09-12-2013 07:55 PM
What do you get if you eat christmas decorations?
tinsillitis
‎09-12-2013 08:24 PM
whats the smallest hotel in the world? my boyfriend, cause i have to leave my bags outside. 🙂
‎09-12-2013 09:08 PM
‎09-12-2013 09:23 PM
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
‎09-12-2013 09:36 PM
‎09-12-2013 09:40 PM
What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?
Twerky.