Xmas Cracker comp
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09-12-2013 02:23 PM - edited 17-12-2013 12:06 PM
What do you call a blind dinosaur? A doyouthinkhesawus
It’s that time of year again… We’re starting to get into the Christmas spirit.
But a lot of you probably can’t start the Xmas boozing & eating fest just yet… some have the wonderful semester 1 exams to overcome first! How about some Xmas Crackers to keep us in the Xmas spirit?
What do you call two happy mushrooms? Fun guys
What fur do we get from a tiger? As fur as possible
And the list goes on…
What’s your best Xmas Cracker? Best one gets a shamefully amazing Xmas jumper.
Comp starts: 9th December 2013
Comp closes: 17th December 2013
**** TIME'S UP! Comp has closed now, check out the winner here! ****
What to do?
- Post your best Xmas cracker joke in this thread
- Find out the winner in this same thread by coming back to check on the evening of 17th December
- Wear your new Christmas jumper! Oh wait - only one winner will get it so make your entry the best (or the worst!) as you can.
Comp rules
- You can only enter once (you're welcome to comment and Kudos other entries though!)
- 1 winner will be selected by 48 based on which entry is considered the BEST
- Your entry is valid only if you post before we announce the winner on the 17th Dec
- Keep your post clean, really offensive stuff will be removed.
Prize
- 1 x Christmas jumper!
Good luck!
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09-12-2013 05:10 PM
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Are you kidding? It's Christmas – he should run a bloody mile.
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09-12-2013 06:01 PM
A Christmas Quacker!
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09-12-2013 06:13 PM
What do you call a happy penguin ? A PEN-GRIN!!!
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09-12-2013 06:31 PM - edited 09-12-2013 06:33 PM
what did one snowman say to the other?
Can you smell carrots?
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09-12-2013 06:41 PM
Who hides in the bakery at Christams?
A mince SPY!
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09-12-2013 06:44 PM
A BOObee......
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09-12-2013 06:51 PM
chimney?
Claustrophobia!
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09-12-2013 07:10 PM
Q - What goes oh oh oh!
A - Santa walking backwards...
🙂
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09-12-2013 07:23 PM
What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?
Annette.