Xmas Cracker comp
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09-12-2013 02:23 PM - edited 17-12-2013 12:06 PM
What do you call a blind dinosaur? A doyouthinkhesawus
It’s that time of year again… We’re starting to get into the Christmas spirit.
But a lot of you probably can’t start the Xmas boozing & eating fest just yet… some have the wonderful semester 1 exams to overcome first! How about some Xmas Crackers to keep us in the Xmas spirit?
What do you call two happy mushrooms? Fun guys
What fur do we get from a tiger? As fur as possible
And the list goes on…
What’s your best Xmas Cracker? Best one gets a shamefully amazing Xmas jumper.
Comp starts: 9th December 2013
Comp closes: 17th December 2013
**** TIME'S UP! Comp has closed now, check out the winner here! ****
What to do?
- Post your best Xmas cracker joke in this thread
- Find out the winner in this same thread by coming back to check on the evening of 17th December
- Wear your new Christmas jumper! Oh wait - only one winner will get it so make your entry the best (or the worst!) as you can.
Comp rules
- You can only enter once (you're welcome to comment and Kudos other entries though!)
- 1 winner will be selected by 48 based on which entry is considered the BEST
- Your entry is valid only if you post before we announce the winner on the 17th Dec
- Keep your post clean, really offensive stuff will be removed.
Prize
- 1 x Christmas jumper!
Good luck!

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11-12-2013 02:09 PM
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes 🙂 Hahaha
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11-12-2013 02:32 PM
Q: Why did the plane crash?
A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
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11-12-2013 09:05 PM
Who delivers presents to cats?
Santa Paws!

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12-12-2013 02:00 AM
Why is it so hard to explain Christmas cracker puns to kleptomaniacs?
Becuase they always take things, literally.
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12-12-2013 10:16 PM
Which famous singer came from the North Pole?
Elf-ish Presley!

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12-12-2013 11:34 PM
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
A Doyouthinkhesawus!
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13-12-2013 12:41 AM - edited 13-12-2013 12:47 AM

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13-12-2013 07:28 PM

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14-12-2013 05:28 PM
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16-12-2013 08:09 PM
It goes back 4 seconds
