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Xmas Cracker comp

marionh
Crew (retired)
Crew (retired)

What do you call a blind dinosaur? A doyouthinkhesawus

 

It’s that time of year again… We’re starting to get into the Christmas spirit.

 

But a lot of you probably can’t start the Xmas boozing & eating fest just yet…  some have the wonderful semester 1 exams to overcome first! How about some Xmas Crackers to keep us in the Xmas spirit?

 

What do you call two happy mushrooms? Fun guys


What fur do we get from a tiger? As fur as possible

And the list goes on…

 

What’s your  best Xmas Cracker? Best one gets a shamefully amazing Xmas jumper.

 

 

Xmas Cracker Comp

 


Comp starts: 9th December 2013

Comp closes: 17th December 2013

 

**** TIME'S UP! Comp has closed now, check out the winner here! ****

 


 

What to do?

  1. Post your best Xmas cracker joke in this thread
  2. Find out the winner in this same thread by coming back to check on the evening of 17th December
  3. Wear your new Christmas jumper! Oh wait - only one winner will get it so make your entry the best (or the worst!) as you can.

Comp rules

  • You can only enter once (you're welcome to comment and Kudos other entries though!)
  • 1 winner will be selected by 48 based on which entry is considered the BEST
  • Your entry is valid only if you post before we announce the winner on the 17th Dec
  • Keep your post clean, really offensive stuff will be removed.

Prize

  • 1 x Christmas jumper!

 

Good luck!

81 REPLIES 81

gerardsheehan
Newcomer

Why did the turkey cross the road?
Are you kidding? It's Christmas – he should run a bloody mile.

niamhr
Visitor
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!

cait_anseo
Newcomer

What do you call a happy penguin ? A PEN-GRIN!!!

Anon
Not applicable

 

what did one snowman say to the other?

Can you smell carrots?

caoimhesaoirse
Visitor

Who hides in the bakery at Christams?

A mince SPY!

Anon
Not applicable
What kind of bee makes milk.... Oh god.

A BOObee......

Anon
Not applicable
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a
chimney?
Claustrophobia!

1amcn
Rock Star

Q - What goes oh oh oh!

A - Santa walking backwards...

🙂

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

 

Man Frustrated