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Xmas Cracker comp

marionh
Crew (retired)
Crew (retired)

What do you call a blind dinosaur? A doyouthinkhesawus

 

It’s that time of year again… We’re starting to get into the Christmas spirit.

 

But a lot of you probably can’t start the Xmas boozing & eating fest just yet…  some have the wonderful semester 1 exams to overcome first! How about some Xmas Crackers to keep us in the Xmas spirit?

 

What do you call two happy mushrooms? Fun guys


What fur do we get from a tiger? As fur as possible

And the list goes on…

 

What’s your  best Xmas Cracker? Best one gets a shamefully amazing Xmas jumper.

 

 

Xmas Cracker Comp

 


Comp starts: 9th December 2013

Comp closes: 17th December 2013

 

**** TIME'S UP! Comp has closed now, check out the winner here! ****

 


 

What to do?

  1. Post your best Xmas cracker joke in this thread
  2. Find out the winner in this same thread by coming back to check on the evening of 17th December
  3. Wear your new Christmas jumper! Oh wait - only one winner will get it so make your entry the best (or the worst!) as you can.

Comp rules

  • You can only enter once (you're welcome to comment and Kudos other entries though!)
  • 1 winner will be selected by 48 based on which entry is considered the BEST
  • Your entry is valid only if you post before we announce the winner on the 17th Dec
  • Keep your post clean, really offensive stuff will be removed.

Prize

  • 1 x Christmas jumper!

 

Good luck!

81 REPLIES 81

mags94
Newcomer

Why did the skeleton not go to the disco?

Because he had nobody to go with! Smiley Very Happy

heybabes
Newcomer

What's the difference between illeagle and unlawful?

One is a sick bird and the other is against the law.

davymaher48
Newcomer
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
so that he can Ho Ho Ho

alekss
Newcomer

Santa Claus Conundrum

  The 3 stages of man:

1) He believes in Santa Claus. 
2) He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. 
3) He IS Santa Claus!

 

Christmas Cracker Jokes

 

- Why does rain drop, but snow fall?
(Nobody can answer this conundrum)

 

 

 

 

- Mike walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. 
The barmaid looks at the creature and asks the man what he calls it.

 

'Tiny', answers Mike. 
'Why's that?' enquires the barmaid.
'Because he's my newt' concludes Mike.   (Will had to explain this riddle to me.  My newt - minute)

Anon
Not applicable

Did you hear about the new tampon with tinsel on it?

 

They brought it out for the Christmas period!

  

 

Anon
Not applicable

What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?


Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

Anon
Not applicable

What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?

Krisp Kringle!

shazgreenhalgh
Newcomer

Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
Because they were two deer. 

Anon
Not applicable
What is the wettest animal?
Reindeer

garyhandsome
Newcomer

 

 

What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?
Twerky.....