09-12-2013 02:23 PM - edited 17-12-2013 12:06 PM
What do you call a blind dinosaur? A doyouthinkhesawus
It’s that time of year again… We’re starting to get into the Christmas spirit.
But a lot of you probably can’t start the Xmas boozing & eating fest just yet… some have the wonderful semester 1 exams to overcome first! How about some Xmas Crackers to keep us in the Xmas spirit?
What do you call two happy mushrooms? Fun guys
What fur do we get from a tiger? As fur as possible
And the list goes on…
What’s your best Xmas Cracker? Best one gets a shamefully amazing Xmas jumper.
Comp starts: 9th December 2013
Comp closes: 17th December 2013
**** TIME'S UP! Comp has closed now, check out the winner here! ****
What to do?
Comp rules
Prize
Good luck!
10-12-2013 11:09 AM
Why did the skeleton not go to the disco?
Because he had nobody to go with!
10-12-2013 11:23 AM
What's the difference between illeagle and unlawful?
One is a sick bird and the other is against the law.
10-12-2013 11:28 AM
10-12-2013 12:02 PM - edited 10-12-2013 12:04 PM
Santa Claus Conundrum
1) He believes in Santa Claus.
2) He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
3) He IS Santa Claus!
Christmas Cracker Jokes
- Why does rain drop, but snow fall?
(Nobody can answer this conundrum)
- Mike walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder.
The barmaid looks at the creature and asks the man what he calls it.
'Tiny', answers Mike.
'Why's that?' enquires the barmaid.
'Because he's my newt' concludes Mike. (Will had to explain this riddle to me. My newt - minute)
10-12-2013 12:37 PM
Did you hear about the new tampon with tinsel on it?
They brought it out for the Christmas period!
10-12-2013 12:48 PM
What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
10-12-2013 01:18 PM
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
Krisp Kringle!
10-12-2013 01:26 PM
Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
Because they were two deer.
10-12-2013 01:29 PM
10-12-2013 01:32 PM
What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?
Twerky.....