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The worst/cheesiest pick-up lines

marionh
Crew (retired)
Crew (retired)

“I feel like a Toyota because I couldn’t stop myself from accelerating over to you.”

 

So who got to use (or was the target of) any cheesy or otherwise noteworthy pick-up lines on Valentine's Day?

 

Let's hear it! Reply in this thread and let us know the worst/cheesiest pick-up lines you know, let's see which one is the best.

 

 

Pick-up lines

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Im no fred flintstone but ill make your bedrock

 

Love this i used it as a laugh seem to work oddly thumbs up fred 🙂 

 

 

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eoghandeely98
Newcomer
If you were a booger I'd pick you first

Anon
Not applicable

I have seemed to have lost my number...can I have yours? 😉

Anon
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Is your daddy a cement maker? cause your making me hard! xD It's honestly, the worst line you could lay on someone.

Anon
Not applicable

Triple pun!!

"It's the worst line you can lay on someone"

geddit? 😄

sandar
Newcomer

"You don't sweat much for a big lass" Smiley Happy

Ha 😄