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Xmas Cracker comp

marionh — Tue, 17 Dec 2013 12:06:16 GMT

What do you call a blind dinosaur? A doyouthinkhesawus

It’s that time of year again… We’re starting to get into the Christmas spirit.

But a lot of you probably can’t start the Xmas boozing & eating fest just yet… some have the wonderful semester 1 exams to overcome first! How about some Xmas Crackers to keep us in the Xmas spirit?

What do you call two happy mushrooms? Fun guys

What fur do we get from a tiger? As fur as possible

And the list goes on…

What’s your best Xmas Cracker? Best one gets a shamefully amazing Xmas jumper.

~~Comp starts: 9th December 2013~~

~~Comp closes: 17th December 2013~~

**** TIME'S UP! Comp has closed now, check out the winner here! ****

What to do?

Post your best Xmas cracker joke in this thread
Find out the winner in this same thread by coming back to check on the evening of 17th December
Wear your new Christmas jumper! Oh wait - only one winner will get it so make your entry the best (or the worst!) as you can.

Comp rules

You can only enter once (you're welcome to comment and Kudos other entries though!)
1 winner will be selected by 48 based on which entry is considered the BEST
Your entry is valid only if you post before we announce the winner on the 17th Dec
Keep your post clean, really offensive stuff will be removed.

Prize

1 x Christmas jumper!

Good luck!

Re: Xmas Cracker competition

gerardsheehan — Mon, 09 Dec 2013 17:10:09 GMT

Why did the turkey cross the road?
Are you kidding? It's Christmas – he should run a bloody mile.

Re: Xmas Cracker competition

niamhr — Mon, 09 Dec 2013 18:01:54 GMT

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!

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cait_anseo — Mon, 09 Dec 2013 18:13:43 GMT

What do you call a happy penguin ? A PEN-GRIN!!!

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Anon — Mon, 09 Dec 2013 18:33:25 GMT

what did one snowman say to the other?

Can you smell carrots?

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caoimhesaoirse — Mon, 09 Dec 2013 18:41:25 GMT

Who hides in the bakery at Christams?

A mince SPY!

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Anon — Mon, 09 Dec 2013 18:44:34 GMT

What kind of bee makes milk.... Oh god.

A BOObee......

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Anon — Mon, 09 Dec 2013 18:51:30 GMT

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a
chimney?
Claustrophobia!

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1amcn — Mon, 09 Dec 2013 19:10:20 GMT

Q - What goes oh oh oh!

A - Santa walking backwards...

🙂

Re: Xmas Cracker competition

shpongler — Mon, 09 Dec 2013 19:23:13 GMT

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

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Anon — Mon, 09 Dec 2013 19:30:07 GMT

Did you hear about the man who bought a paper shop?

It blew away.

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beau — Mon, 09 Dec 2013 19:46:21 GMT

How does Jack Frost get to work?

By icicle!!! 😀😀

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immadinosarrawr — Mon, 09 Dec 2013 19:55:46 GMT

What do you get if you eat christmas decorations?

tinsillitis

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trevorbuckley — Mon, 09 Dec 2013 20:24:48 GMT

whats the smallest hotel in the world? my boyfriend, cause i have to leave my bags outside. 🙂

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watson98 — Mon, 09 Dec 2013 21:08:06 GMT

What's the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum,you just can't beat it.

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digit — Mon, 09 Dec 2013 21:14:54 GMT

Q: 2 fish in a tank, what does one say to the other?

A: How the f*** do we drive this thing?

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katec92 — Mon, 09 Dec 2013 21:23:04 GMT

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.

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Anon — Mon, 09 Dec 2013 21:36:39 GMT

What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?

Twerky.

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Anon — Mon, 09 Dec 2013 21:40:15 GMT

What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?

Twerky.

Re: Xmas Cracker competition

barbra — Mon, 09 Dec 2013 22:08:27 GMT

What did Adam say on the 24th December !
It's Christmas EVE !